I got this idea from one of my favorite sewing blogs All Sorts who in turn got it from another blogger. Type the phrase "unfortunately (your name)" into Google and then see what funny results you get. Please feel free to leave a comment with the favorites involving your name. I also decided to do the search with images too and this was my favorite. It was entitled "Strange Little Girl".
So my favorite phrase results where ...
"Unfortunately, Heather’s first job didn’t work out."
"Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch."
"Unfortunately Heather will never go away."
"Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker to pay for her retro fashion obsession."
"Unfortunately, Heather is extremely beautiful and gets hooked up with guys that are equally beautiful but cheaters."
"In a world filled with many many dim light bulbs (unfortunately), Heather is simply one of the brightest ones shining."