So my favorite phrase results where ...
"Unfortunately, Heather’s first job didn’t work out."
"Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch."
"Unfortunately Heather will never go away."
"Unfortunately Heather has to work as a hooker to pay for her retro fashion obsession."
"Unfortunately, Heather is extremely beautiful and gets hooked up with guys that are equally beautiful but cheaters."
"In a world filled with many many dim light bulbs (unfortunately), Heather is simply one of the brightest ones shining."
These are hilarious.
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